ABOUT SNOBBY DUCK
Exceptional Beverages.
Remarkable Stories.
Snobby Duck is the destination for people who are curious about what they drink, where it comes from, as well as the stories, flavors, and remarkable people and places behind it.
SNOBBY DUCK
More Than a Beverage Company.
Snobby Duck is ultimately about discovery, connection, curiosity, and stewardship.
It’s about finding exceptional beverages and sharing them. Supporting the people and companies creating remarkable drinks. Learning where they come from, and celebrating the cultures, communities, traditions, agriculture and craftsmanship behind them.
And it’s about recognizing that even something as ordinary as a drink can connect us to a much bigger, more remarkable world.
YOUR ESTEEMED GUIDE
Professor Mallard
Particular? Certainly.
Pretentious? He prefers discerning.
Professor Mallard has devoted himself to the proposition that what we drink deserves considerably more thought—and considerably more fun.
Part water sommelier, part explorer, part scholar and occasional beverage philosopher, Professor Mallard serves as Snobby Duck’s guide through a surprisingly fascinating world of elite beverages.
His standards are high. His glass, naturally, is half full.
EXCEPTIONAL BEVERAGES
CURIOUS PEOPLE
REMARKABLE STORIES
OUR PURPOSE
A Different Way To Drink.
There is no shortage of things to drink. Finding something to drink is easy. Finding something worth drinking is considerably more interesting.
That’s where Snobby Duck comes in.
We search. We explore. We investigate. We taste. We compare. We learn. We curate. And occasionally, Professor Mallard raises one sophisticated—but entirely merited—eyebrow.
THE ORIGIN STORY
Hatching Snobby Duck.
It started with a wine group. You see, my father, Dr. Mallard, Ph.D., had been a member of a wine group for as long as I could remember.
People gathering around a table, tasting wine and discussing pretentious curiosities like tannins, acidity, body, finish and all the other wonderfully serious things people say while staring thoughtfully into a glass.
That's when I had an epiphany. Why should wine have all the fun? Why don’t friends gather to compare waters from around the world? Even craft sodas, coffees, teas, botanical drinks and new beverages they’ve never encountered before? Long story short, ta-da! Snobby Duck.
What Makes One A Snobby Duck?

CURIOSITY
We seek out remarkable beverages, not just the usual suspects.

PEOPLE
We celebrate beverage makers, growers, roasters and creators.

PLACES
We explore the origins and cultures behind these fine beverages.

DISCOVERY
We bring you things you might not have found on your own.

COMMUNITY
We share knowledge, stories and exceptional drinks with everyone.

STEWARDSHIP
We support clean-water initiatives through Project Blue Pearl.
