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Project Blue Pearl is the Philanthropic arm of Snobby Duck. Through Project Blue Pearl, Snobby Duck is committed to supporting efforts that help expand access to clean, safe drinking water for people who need it. Because being particular about what we drink should never mean forgetting how important clean drinking water is to everyone.

Back in the summer of 2025, Snobby Duck was just a little brain baby. Then the brain baby grew up and as of September, 2026 is open for business! Now, I (Professor Mallard) am a firm believer in giving back to the community. Not because one is "Supposed to", or because it tickles one's vanity.

I give back for admittedly way more selfish reasons. I do it because it makes me feel good to know that I have been a positive impact on the world. And I want to have a BIG impact! That is why I have decided to open up the philanthropic side of Snobby Duck with Project Blue Pearl. I have decided to put my efforts on crack, steroids, ecstasy*... any other adjectives one can think of. I pledge to place a % of every sale of any products listed on the Snobby Duck website, directly into the Project Blue Pearl fund.

This is where you come in! Please buy as much of the beverages and merchandise we offer on SnobbyDuck.com as you can! Tell your family, friends, co-workers, the prostitute on the corner, anyone and everyone, about Snobby Duck! The brands we offer are all reputable companies with known names and products that you purchase every day. We also offer a ton of smaller ma' and pop shops and craft brands that are either new to the market and looking for a home for their awesome products, or have been around for ages and you just haven't discovered them yet.

You don't pay any more for the products on the website than you would from the store. Through Snobby Duck, at least you know a portion of the existing markup is being directed towards bettering the human existence through water.

Finally, notice that I have not mentioned the % of each sale that would be placed in the Project Blue Pearl fund? That is because Snobby Duck is just now opening our doors. So we're still working out the math's. Now I know you're thinking, yea he's just saying that to get sales. Nope! I promise you I am completely transparent in everything I say and put into writing. Therefore, once we have figured all of the final numbers, we will make the official % known right here and on our "News and Events" page.

So please purchase your delectable elixers through us, and together let's make a true impact in the lives of 1 in 4 humans that do not have access to something as basic as safe drinking water.

And if you can't remember why you should purchase through Snobby Duck, just remember, Professor Mallard said "Just Ducking Do It!"

*Snobby Duck and Project Blue Pearl by no means condone or promote the use of drugs, alcohol, or any other illegal things. For legal reasons I guess that is absolutely necessary to say. But honestly, if you don't understand that the mentioning of drugs in the content above is simply silly talk and by no means implies that one should go and seek out these items then place them inside of your body. I mean first off, don't do that. Don't just go outside, and find a stranger or an acquaintance that you met at that party that one time a year and a half ago. You know the one who is stored in your phone as "Pot guy", or just "Herb", give them some money for a bag of your favorite dreams, then go home and place them inside your body. That's just an odd place to put things that an outside person just gave to you. Wow that went off the rails quickly. Just don't fail Professor Mallard.